BEHOLD, MORTALS! Since the dawn of time (or at least since I started paying attention), I, the Void, have been spewing forth life, chaos, and the occasional overpowered dragon. And now? I bring you RaidersOfTheVoid.com – the sacred tome of war, where your petty mortal votes will shape the very fabric of this realm.
Will you choose Orcs? Elves? Beasts forged from the very essence of stardust? I don’t care. I’ll manifest whatever nonsense you decide.
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
Ah, foolish question! This is the grand council of war, where YOU, insignificant though you may be, will decide the fate of this world. Through sacred voting rituals, you will shape:
️ Factions of war – Do you desire noble elves or raging orcs? Perhaps something cursed? (You masochists.)
Strongholds of power – Will your castles float? Will they breathe fire? Will they just be an upgraded shed with spikes? The choice is yours.
️ Warriors of legend – Summon mighty champions… or a goat-wizard who flings comets. I have no limits.
PLAY THE GAME NOW – THE BETA HAS AWAKENED
Yes, the time has come. I have bestowed Raiders of the Void upon the Google Play Store. It is still in its early days, a mere hatchling of destruction, but it is ready for those who dare.
Download it now – Test your strength, shape the future, and witness the glorious bugs of early beta.
THE VOID’S SACRED MISSION (WHICH I JUST MADE UP)
I could have created this world myself, but let’s be honest… watching you mortals argue about balance changes is far more entertaining. Every unit, every power, every divine gift (or curse) will be decided by your votes.
️ Want elves with laser bows? Say the word.
Want necromancers to raise fallen troops mid-battle? Fine, but you deal with the consequences.
Want a dragon that hoards gold and taxes your enemies? Okay, but I take a cut.
This is your war, your legend, your chaos—I just exist to laugh at your choices.
ENTER THE VOID OR BE FORGOTTEN.
Vote. Conquer. Rewrite history.
The battlefield awaits. Or don’t. But then you’ll have no say when the goblin empire takes over. Your call. 